Note To The Kid In The Minivan That I’m Chasing Because He Bombed My Windshield With An Egg

I can still see you if you turn off your headlights. I’m right behind you. And my headlights are on. I’m the one blaring my horn, and you are the one running away because you thought you got away with it, but now you’re scared to death because i found you. Trick, please.

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