I hate DVDs with short menu music that keeps looping and looping while you get your food ready. How hard is it to make a music loop that lasts a few minutes so it’s not annoyingly repetitive?

DVDs that automatically start playing the main title when i’m in the bathroom. FAIL.

And why do the disclaimers and copyright notices look like they were dubbed from a VHS tape from 1985? How hard is it generate a new crawl of white text on a blue background?