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My arm hair is no longer[ READ MORE ]
Lance Armstrong is the new Michael Jordan[ READ MORE ]
I eat Pop-Tarts the same way everytime. First i bite off the corners. Then the edges. Then i eat the crustless center. I never toast them[ READ MORE ]
The Black Angus Steak is a beautiful thing[ READ MORE ]
I have a single two-inch-long hair on my right forearm. I first noticed it several months ago, and it has continued to grow—unhindered, unshorn—completely oblivious that his neighbors gave up long ago. I wonder if it’s the source of some great power like Samson’s hair or Chandler’s nubbin[ READ MORE ]