July 30

On July 30th i purchased an item from a seller on eBay using the Buy It Now option. I paid immediately using PayPal as i always do. I received a receipt for the sale via email.

I made two eBay purchases that day. And after 10 days coincidentally i hadn’t received either item and had not been contacted by either seller. So i sent messages to them both.

August 10

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:36:57 -0700 (MST)
Subject: a question about item #____________

Dear seller,

Where is my item?! I ordered and payed 10 days ago and have received no
shipping confirmation or tracking info.

One of the items happened to arrive the next day, tardiness due to the seller taking 5 days to put my package in the mail. The other item however, did not. Seven more days, and i sent a final message to the seller of this missing item.

August 17

Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:00:49 -0700 (MST)
Subject: a question about item #____________

Dear seller,

I’m attempting to contact you one final time before i escalate this issue.
It’s been 17 days since i purchased this item from you, and i’ve not heard
anything about it. Please let me know what is going on.

Apparently i wasn’t the only one having problems. Looking at the seller’s feedback revealed a slew of new negative feedback comments, all apparently related: “did not receive item” and “seller not responding”. Someone who apparently got a call through wrote that the seller said his inventory was stolen. Every feedback comment from transactions since the end of July were negative due to non-delivery.

Just after that, i noticed i had the option to file a claim on the issue by opening a Case on eBay’s website. So i did. Essentially, this is just a “formal” message sent through eBay’s system that offers an ultimatum to the seller: issue a refund or contact me to work it out. Trying to stay optimistic i chose to give the seller one more chance to get in touch because i still wanted the item. eBay’s Case system gives the seller 7 days to respond (even though it does not tell you that while you are filling out the form to open the case). If i had known that i would have to wait a full seven days for this mediation period, i definitely would not have chosen to wait and instead opted directly for a refund.

August 19

Two days later i logged in to eBay for a status update and noticed that the seller was now marked as no longer registered.

This had me angry for two reasons. For one, i received no notice that the seller now essentially did not exist on eBay. Which means we could no longer contact each other. This was both a seller with whom i had a still-pending transaction, and against whom i had also opened a formal case. And i only happened to find out about it because i logged in to my account. Apparently eBay is fine with the fact that if i hadn’t been paying attention, they could have just swept this seller and all his debts under the rug. Absurd! Second, the case i had just opened was now stuck in limbo waiting for the seller to respond (in that 7-day window), which could now never happen because his account was suspended. And eBay’s arcane support system only offered me one option, to close the case, and doing so implied a satisfactory conclusion (either i received the item, or worked out a deal with the seller).

Obviously, eBay’s terribly dumb, automated/scripted website support couldn’t understand this odd situation i was in, so i tried to get in touch with a real person about it. Except i couldn’t. Try it yourself. Nowhere on eBay’s site is there a contact number or email address for customer support. When you click on the Contact us link, you arrive at a search box where you are supposed to “ask” your question, and automated (cataloged) results are revealed. Talk about false advertising. Catching on to this, i type that i need to talk to someone about my case. Oh, but eBay was way ahead of me:

Of course they tell you that you can call or email or chat. But they don’t tell you how. Basically, you are left to your own wits to come up with the special combination of words that triggers a “correct” response and gives you a link to email customer support. I managed to get it right once, but haven’t had any more luck since. I never saw any phone number to call. I sent this message:

Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:22:19 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Finding out what’s happening with your case

After jumping through your hoops trying to figure out how to contact someone about this, i’m fed up. I need a refund. I opened case #__________ the other day, but now the seller is “no longer registered” and it’s waiting for the seller to respond, so i can’t do anything. I don’t want to close the case as that seems to assume i’m “satisfied” and i won’t be able to reopen it. I have no other options according to your site. Please help. Thanks.

August 21

That was late the night of August 19th. And this is where it dissolves into the super-ridiculous. Almost 48 hours later i received the following reply from Caroline T. at eBay Customer Support:

Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2010 16:30:07 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Finding out what’s happening with your case

Dear Jeremiah,

Thank you for writing eBay in regard to item #____________ (
the item). I understand it can be
very frustrating to have an open case in the Resolution Center to get a
problem resolved, but we appreciate your cooperation in the matter.

Upon checking the case details, I can see that you have filed an “item
not received” against your trading partner “the seller“. In this
situation, we are giving you enough time to work things out with your
seller before escalating the case. Once the case was escalated, eBay
will then take action on the case and requiring you to ship the item
back to the seller.

You can get an update and escalate your case by following these steps:

1. Go to the Resolution Center: http://resolutioncenter.ebay.com
2. Under the “Your cases” section, find the case you would like to review.
3. Click “See case details” to view the case.
4. Click “Send Another Response” button.
5. Then click “Escalate Case to Customer Support”.

If you still have questions, please contact us. You can do that by
clicking the “Contact us” link in the upper right corner of the eBay
home page.

Sincerely,
Caroline T.
eBay Customer Support

I was steaming, because it’s clear “Caroline” did not read or understand the message i sent. Let me break it down. Caroline’s first paragraph is a boilerplate introduction stating the issue at hand. Fine. The second paragraph however was complete a complete waste of time. She says she “checked the case details” and proceeded to explain everything that i already read and understood when i was going through the process of opening the case. She then states that “we are giving you enough time to work things out”, but as i had explicitly detailed, the seller has been suspended and cannot respond, therefore it makes no sense to have to wait 7 days to be able to proceed. She also says that once the case was escalated, i would be required to return the item to the seller. The item that i never received. Right. Caroline then gave instructions that flat-out did not apply to my case. I followed them, and got none of the results she claimed.

But here’s the kicker. After all that rubbish, she then politely recommends clicking on that “Contact us” link so i can jump through all their hoops again if i still have questions. No reply email address. No phone number. No mailing address. It appears that eBay is a facade covering a business that doesn’t really exist. I replied to the address that message came from with the following, though i admit that i have no idea if it arrived anywhere.

Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2010 05:51:11 -0400
Subject: Re: Finding out what’s happening with your case

All i want is a refund.

Unfortunately, Caroline T, if you are a real person, it’s very obvious
you didn’t bother to read my initial message. I will repeat: the
seller is NO LONGER REGISTERED on eBay. The seller’s
status changed AFTER i filed the case waiting to hear back from the
seller, which now cannot happen because they no longer exist on eBay.
Therefore waiting for the seller to respond at this point is futile.
In fact i should not have to wait any longer for a refund from a
seller that has most likely been suspended.

And, i tried to play along with the steps you provided, but i never
get to any page that offers a “Send Another Response” or “Escalate
Case to Customer Support” option. My only options are “add more
information” or “close the case”.

I need a real person at eBay to escalate this for me because your
website is not smart enough to understand a situation like this. It
is very simple:

- i never received my item.
- the seller is no longer a registered user (probably suspended due to
not delivering items to many buyers)
- i need a refund.

This should need no further explanation. Regards,

-Jeremiah

August 23

That was yesterday. Today the 23rd of August, i vented my frustration on Twitter.

And within minutes, i got a reply.

So i DMd the case number and a summary of the situation. Here’s the response i received via email:

Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:28:40 -0600
Subject: eBay/Twitter

Thanks for your reply Jeremiah,

I reviewed your claim for ____________, the “item.” When a claim is initially opened, the buyer can escalate the claim once the seller responds. When a seller does not respond, after 7 days the claim can be escalated to eBay. With this in mind, it looks like tomorrow you can escalate your claim. Once escalated, we’ll review the claim, and I imagine quickly issue a refund to you due to the seller’s complete lack of response.

Tomorrow, check the claim, and you should have the option to escalate.

Keep me posted if there are any problems, or you have any questions.

Thanks,
David

Once again, they’re just telling me stuff i already know, and ignoring what i’m asking them to do. It’s like the eBay website is it’s own entity and mere humans are not powerful enough to interfere. It just blows my mind that they cannot see or even acknowledge that the seller was suspended by eBay (either by human intervention or automatically based on negative feedback), and therefore cannot respond, and that waiting this 7-day period is therefore nonsense. So i’ve been stuck in this infuriating loophole for almost a week trying to reason with apparent morons. All i want is my money back.

Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:03:06 -0400

This is still unsatisfactory. The seller is NO LONGER REGISTERED aka
inactivate aka suspended aka disabled aka does not exist. Therefore i
am left to wait for no one!

I’m pretty sure the seller’s account was suspended due to a torrent of
negative feedback and/or not delivering on purchases. No matter the
reason, the possibility of the seller replying to the case does not
exist.

You people just don’t quite seem to be getting this. I will spell it
out for you:

* Manually escalate this case immediately. The seller is no longer in
the equation, therefore i need a human at eBay to take control of the
situation – your website is too dumb to understand.
* Issue me a refund for the item that was never shipped.

It is that simple.

I’m really disappointed by this experience and continued lack of
understanding by eBay customer service, and i’ve submitted a complaint
to BBB.

Regards,

Jeremiah

I emailed that reply four hours ago and have yet to hear back. Meanwhile i submitted a complaint to the Better Business Bureau for eBay’s utter lack of clear and public customer support options, and for essentially refusing to issue me a refund during this loophole waiting period created by their arcane website.

Boom. Roasted.

August 24

Update 00:25:

Just clicked on the Case details page and see that the case has been escalated within the past 30 minutes. It says that i had escalated the case, which isn’t exactly true. And bewilderingly, i got zero notification of this. Even though, yes, it is what i have been fighting for, someone at eBay escalated it or the 7-day window expired (it wasn’t me going through their case escalation page), and i once again only happened to find out about it.

Update 19:41:

The absurdity continues! I received the following today:

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2010 09:38:51 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Finding out what’s happening with your case

Dear eBay member,

Thank you for contacting eBay. To better serve our members, we’re
changing the way we work with
you when you have a question. If the information below doesn’t answer
your question, a Customer
Service agent can assist you more quickly by chatting with you online.
To chat with an agent about this issue, go to [link].
To ask a different question, go to http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ContactUsNextGen.

Thanks for letting us know you had a problem with an item.

You’re a valued member, and we want you to enjoy shopping on eBay.

We reviewed your case about an item not matching the seller’s
description. As a courtesy, eBay would like to take care of this today
by issuing you a full refund (for the cost of the item plus shipping).
You don’t need to send this item back to the seller. You’ll also receive
a follow up email about our decision, along with the item and case
details for reference.

You should see the money in your PayPal account within 7 calendar days.
If you don’t have a PayPal account, please register for one using your
eBay email address. Once you’ve created a PayPal account, confirm your
email address in PayPal. If you don’t confirm the email address, you
won’t be able to receive the refund.

Here’s how to confirm your email address in PayPal:

1. Log in to your PayPal account at www.paypal.com.
2. Place your pointer over “Profile,” and then select “Add or Edit
Email.”
3. Select your email address, and then click the “Confirm” button.
4. Check your email account for an email from PayPal.
5. Open the email and follow the instructions to confirm your email
address.

To check the status of your case, go to the eBay Resolution Center: http://resolutioncenter.ebay.com

We hope this is helpful. If you have any problems receiving the payment,
please let us know.

It is my pleasure to assist you. Thank you for choosing eBay.

Sincerely,
Gracel J. J.

eBay Customer Support

Once again, i’ll break it down. “Dear eBay member”? Seriously? I have a name. Both a user name and a real name, both of which are in your system. I am not “eBay member”. The first paragraph is interesting — they’re finally acknowledging there’s a problem with their support network and offering a direct link to followup via chat on their website. But then the usual eBay senselessness continues. Two lines of hollow fluff.

The second big paragraph is mind-blowingly bizarre. It says they reviewed my case about an item not matching the seller’s description. I never once said anything about the item’s description; the problem as i stated clearly in every single message was that i never got an item. But finally they are issuing a refund for my undelivered purchase, as a courtesy (?), and i’m not expected to send the item back to the seller. I’m curious to see what their followup summary says.

The third paragraph is troubling. At first it says i should see the refund in my PayPal account within 7 days. But then it has instructions to create an account if i don’t have one. What?! First of all, how on Earth would you issue a refund if someone didn’t have a PayPal account? It’s contradictory and more confusion for customers. Second of all, when issues have been escalated to this level, how can eBay’s support personnel not know whether i have a PayPal account or that i used it to make this purchase? This cookie-cutter garbage needs to stop. I can log into my account and see within 10 seconds that i had paid via PayPal on this transaction. How is it acceptable that eBay’s staff either doesn’t know or have access to this information or simply ingnores it? It also would have been nice to see an actual dollar amount of the refund they were issuing that i could corroborate with my records, and which would further personalize this message, rather than it being stuffed with generic form content.

So this email was almost completely rubbish, half of it filled with useless, irrelevant information because Gracel J. J. was either not enabled or too ignorant to truly appreciate the factors of the situation. Sometimes it’s better to not say anything if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

I didn’t think i could be even more shocked and disappointed, but eBay proved me wrong. I’ll be keeping this updated until everything is settled.

August 25

And finally the case is closed. Just after midnight i got this automated email:

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2010 21:18:36 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Case # __________: Customer Support made a final decision

—————————————————————–
eBay Customer Support made a final decision on your case
—————————————————————–

Hi username,
Good news! eBay Customer Support has reviewed the case and made a final
decision. We issued you a full refund of $116.48 on Aug 24, 2010 through
PayPal. The refund includes the purchase price plus original shipping.
Please [link] to get your refund.

This case is now closed.

Refund information:
We have issued refund of $116.48 to the PayPal account you used to purchase
this item.

Decision:
This case has been decided in your favor.

If you still have questions or concerns, please
[link]. You can also view the complete details of this case in the Resolution Center

Well that makes it official. I checked my PayPal account and was sent the refund at the same time as this message. I think it’s a bit silly that including the subject line, they had to state “made a final decision” three times by the first paragraph. And of course i’m nitpicking, but the email really did say “Please http://payments.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?… to get your refund”. Apparently now long URLs count as verbs. And they did it again at the bottom: “If you still have questions or concerns, please http://res.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?….” Sorry, i’m not a computer. And i should note that the first link 404d to some page at https://www.paypalobjects.com/. The second link went to an Appeal the Case page in eBay’s Resolution Center. The most surprising part being that in big, clear type in a yellow box at the top of a page was a… wait for it… a toll free phone number. I couldn’t believe my eyes. But reality surfaces quickly: along with the phone number there is a seven-digit pin that expires in 15 minutes. Without that, the phone number is probably useless.

Summary

Almost a month later and this is finally resolved. I got my money back, but not before it was needlessly held by eBay for almost a week, after their website and customer service personnel stacked failure upon failure.

To make a long story short, here are the problems i observed in all of this.

• eBay did not disclose that i would have to wait 7 days when i chose that i wanted the item in their case submission form.
• eBay did not notify me when a seller with whom i had pending business had been suspended.
• eBay did not review or escalate my pending case when the seller was suspended.
• eBay’s site creates a loophole where cases are left unresolved when users are suspended.
• eBay does not have clearly and publicly published customer support contact information.
• Customers must literally jump through hoops with their “ask me” system in order to get in touch with customer support on eBay’s site.
• eBay’s “Contact us” link is merely a searchable index of answers — normally referred to as Help. There is no contact information whatsoever at that page. Calling it “Contact us” is misleading, frustrating, and in my opinion should be illegal for an online business of this magnitude.
• eBay’s customer support personnel repeatedly misunderstood or intentionally did not address the issues i clearly outlined.
• eBay told me i would have to return the item that i never received to the seller.
• eBay’s customer support personnel were either not educated or not empowered to properly handle my case.
• eBay again did not notify me when my case finally was escalated.
• eBay’s escalation followup email provided an incorrect reason for the case.
• eBay instructed me to keep an item that i never received.
• eBay’s system or customer support staff did not know or ignored the fact that i already have a PayPal account.
• eBay’s automated emails use improper grammar when referring to links.

It’s ironic that i generally get 2–3 emails immediately whenever i purchase an item on eBay, but received zero when a “trading partner” was suspended, effectively cutting off transactions and cases without warning.

It’s also criminal that eBay is allowed to refer to their customer Help system as “Contact us” when it has no contact information.

On every occasion eBay’s customer service reps ignored or misunderstood what i was telling them. They need to be better educated and empowered to help me, or simply state that they cannot do what i ask or do not understand instead of leading me on and wasting everyone’s time.

The only positive i’ve had in this is the quick and interactive response i got from eBay’s representatives on Twitter — the closest thing i had to real human contact. Unfortunately, they were about as much help as their email support counterparts.

I guess it’s sort of a classic comic book irony, but i think it’s almost cheap that Bruce’s parents were killed by his future nemesis, in both this and the ’89 version. The Batman hero therefore being created by the villain.

NoVA Infinite, Kenny Kohlhaas & Minh – Live at IOTA

Recorded on a Sony HDR-FX7 HDV camcorder with the built-in mic, so the video is noisy and the audio is a little loud. While that was on a tripod, i was also shooting stills and video around the room with my new Canon 7D DSLR. I wasn’t depending on it for anything crucial since i’d only had it about a week and wasn’t fully comfortable yet, and also didn’t have enough cards to record everything.

So i was a bit disappointed with Batman. Obviously, a comparison is in order between this and Dark Knight, both being the Joker flicks. So i’m eager to watch Nolan’s version again with Burton’s rendition fresh in my mind. This was far more comic-booky than i remembered. Long shadows and sinister lighting, steam and smoke, air so thick you can cut it with a knife. Trench coats, fedoras, and pinstripes. Nicholson’s Joker is a joke after Ledger’s masterpiece portrayal — more silly Riddler than mastermind of anarchy. But it seems the point was more Dick Tracy than Bourne Identity. The original was trying to be true to the comic book, where the modern version gives a glimpse of what a real-life millionaire-by-day/crime-fighter-by-night might be like in today’s world.

It looked remarkably 80s — very dated. The wardrobe, the lighting, the film stock, the cars. It all looks like a backlot. Everything has a “pale blue moonlight”. This was still the age where the medium left its signature all over the final product, before the look could be created entirely in post. Nowadays films can look or not look like literally anything the director can imagine (think 300) — they don’t actually even have to have been shot on film. But in a way it works, because this Gotham wasn’t ultra-modern, but almost retro — a big metro from the past, now grimy, gray, run down with crime. The reporters write stories on typewriters, and research on microfilm. Photographers snap with manual focus SLRs and look at big white-bordered prints. They call each other on rotary phones and watch tube TVs in wooden boxes. The guns sound like they were sampled from an old western. But remarkably, it was presented in HD, i assume rescanned from film, and looked great for its age.

But man, that iconic theme. Timeless. To this day it’s instantly recognizable as The Batman Soundtrack. The pop songs included are drastically 80s.

So many classic lines, most delivered by the Jack Nicholson. Some truly terribly special effects (note the opening shot of Batman walking in from the rooftop). Interestingly, the plot tends to stand on its own, tying up all loose ends — Batman “creates” Joker, and it’s revealed that Joker “created” Batman. In Nolan’s Gotham, events are more organic, less tidy.

I think we’ve all seen the horrible rewind shot of Robin splashing in Poison Ivy’s pool. Well i spotted another use here, in the shot where the Batmobile stops in front of Batman, but it looks much better.

Now to watch Dark Knight, and maybe Batman Begins, with a critical eye.

Somehow i’ve never seen The Fugitive before.

The thing that stood out most about this film was how many familiar faces were in it. Most under-the-radar of whom is probably Laverne Scott Caldwell who played Rose on Lost.

What is there to say? Harrison Ford is Harrison Ford: smart, resourceful, and in trouble. Tommy Lee Jones is Tommy Lee Jones: an old cop with a country accent that just wants to go home.

I remember from a class at Full Sail the instructor using The Fugitive as an example of protagonist and antagonist vs hero and villain. Protagonist is the character that changes and the antagonist is the character that doesn’t. Harrison Ford was actually the antagonist: in the beginning: “i didn’t kill my wife”, in the end: “i didn’t kill my wife.” Tommy Lee Jones’ marshal character was therefore the protagonist. I have no idea if that’s “correct”, but for some reason that’s one of those little things that i remember.

Interesting that all the dramatic shots i remember from trailers (jumping from the waterfall) were in the first 20 minutes or so. Drawn out fights between hero and villain for the conclusion bore me. But i like being thrust into a mystery with the hero.

One, simply, was floor mats. The very first thing i bought for my car over five years ago was a good set of thick rubber floor mats. These so-called Monster Mats have never worn out and catch everything i’ve managed to throw at them in five years of winter blizzards, sandy beaches, and everything in between. Saturday i vacuumed up all the winter and spring accumulation, and the carpet underneath still looked pretty new. Not a simple feat for a 10-year-old car with a light tan interior. The mats were a one-time cost of $90, and i’ve never had to worry about scrubbing or shampooing. They also clip into place so they don’t slide up under the pedals (ahem, Toyota), and they also look pretty cool. Should i ever sell this car, i think they’ve more than paid themselves off.

The other case is not always a clear decision, but in my case it’s more than paid off. Insurance. Specifically, an AppleCare extended warranty for my MacBook Pro. I’ve had a battery and the entire upper display lid replaced, and last week it was back at the Apple Store for a new logic board after the video card fried as well as a second battery. They let me know it would have cost me $1,375 if not under warranty. All together i’ve had about $2,450 in parts and labor covered. That’s almost $700 more than i first paid for it in December 2007. And i managed to get that AppleCare 2-year warranty extension for only $115. Extended warranties are a bit of a gamble, but in this case, it’s a true warranty extension direct from the original manufacturer, and you don’t have to jump through hoops when something happens — just drop it off at the closest Apple Store or authorized repair center. And that peace of mind has been well worth the price.