Category Archives: food

Fortunately

By Jeremiah | 26 April 2005

Inside the stale fortune cookie on the counter:
“You will be pleasantly surprised tonight.”
Which begs the question: do the fortunes have expiration dates?

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The Mystery Of The Hanging Jello Blob

By Jeremiah | 04 January 2005

So every time you make jello there ends up being some in the form of a little congealed blob on the underside of the wrap used to cover the dish in the fridge. Why? The same thing occurs on the lids of the pre-packaged cups. But i doubt Bill Cosby put it [...]

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Branding Beef

By Jeremiah | 03 January 2005

When is Angus not ANGUS? via via

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Incorrect Change Light

By Jeremiah | 04 September 2004

Why does the USE CORRECT CHANGE light come on when you make a selection on a drink vending machine—even if you use exact change?

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Pop-Tarts

By Jeremiah | 21 July 2004

I eat Pop-Tarts the same way everytime. First i bite off the corners. Then the edges. Then i eat the crustless center. I never toast them.

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