I eat Pop-Tarts the same way everytime. First i bite off the corners. Then the edges. Then i eat the crustless center. I never toast them.

I have a single two-inch-long hair on my right forearm.

I first noticed it several months ago, and it has continued to grow—unhindered, unshorn—completely oblivious that his neighbors gave up long ago.

I wonder if it’s the source of some great power like Samson’s hair or Chandler’s nubbin.

I wonder how long it will be until it’s uncool to have a Gmail account.